My ex-girlfriend Sue -- my puppymama, actually -- has the best internet/e-mail narrative voice of anyone I know. For years I've wondered why she didn't have her own blog. (There was a short-lived but great effort on her part to document Kingsley's early months called Dog Blog.) Now that she's moved to Baltimore, she's decided to document her efforts to infiltrate the unique secret society known as Roller Derby. Behold: Rollerkid.

Best roller-derby moniker ever? Joy Collision.